2020 Draft Guide

Jimbo’s a Two-Time Player of the Year (2018 and 2019) and a perennial ass-kicking All-Star.

While Jim has the last pick in this year’s draft, be sure that he’s been thinking about his 2020 team long before the last shoe was thrown in 2019. We’d all be lucky to be a member of Jim’s team – although it must be said that his own son doesn’t want to be one of them.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Brook Lives Matter6118161209780.004.85568.00
2019BDD+3Ls158344485622678.574.04506.14
2018Dusters1982240N/A5224276.924.65542.31
2017GZAs1451835N/A5218167.313.48415.38

 


 

Shaun’s coming into 2020 Season with the same teeth-gnarling intensity he brings to any $5 pickup game. He strives to bury his opponents below the pits on a weekly basis, and if you’re fortunate enough to beat the contending team he’ll assuredly be putting together – it’s his teammates you’ll be feeling sorry for.

Shaun’s been thinking long and hard about getting back in POY form in 2020. If he drafts you, it’s because you’re worthy of the spot.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Sweep the Leg4512130206965.003.45410.00
2019Tigers183393736326158.734.14482.02
2018Camaros1792537N/A5822963.793.95458.62
2017Veal Parm and the Boys1982842N/A6125468.854.16485.25

 


 

No Shirt – No Problems. Once this Ringer Machine finds the right spot on the court, it’s lights out for his opponents and Fun in the Sun for his teammates. Strap yourself in for a very wild ride.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Penthouse Paupers67590197747.374.05452.63
2019Hurricanes168243435421662.964.00471.96

 


 

Brandon set out in 2019 to prove he’s worthy to be a top player in the Smash Saturday Summer League and in 2019 he did just that.

Finishing third in Total Ringers (230) and a 65.52 Winning Percentage, B-Tep showed that he is not only ready of taking a team to the top, he’s more than capable.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Penthouse Paupers67590197747.374.05452.63
2019Hurricanes168243435421662.964.00471.96

 


 

What sets Johnny apart from the rest of the players in the League is the extra Chromosome he was born with. It’s impossible for him to be out-worked in this league. When he wins, he’ll shake your hand and go home to practice, when he loses he’ll shake your hand, go inside, get drunk and then go home to practice.

We know what you’re saying, “I work hard. I practice. I want to win just as much as Johnny.”

O Yeah? Answer this question: When was the last time you lapped up an entire horseshoe pit full of gallons of water with a single sponge?

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Lemon Dog Cookies73151412010370.005.15588.00
2019Larry Joe’s165364146123767.213.89467.74
2018WGAF1232030N/A5216357.693.13371.15
20173 Men and a Burger1271628N/A5315952.833.00352.83

 


 

The Rare 4-for-4 player. Not much more needs to be written about “Six-Pack” Jack other than he turned a team of Hard-Smokin’, Hell-Raisin’ misfits into the 2019 Champions.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Hard Chargers47270165143.753.19362.50
2019High Rollers174273646522855.383.51418.15

 


 

2019s Most Improved Player is set for a breakout year in 2020. How do we know? Hutch has told us – many times – over and over again. While the swagger is there in spades, it’s the ever-improving game we’re all learning to Appreciate / Hate.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Dirty Hookers5412102207850.003.90446.00
2019Warriors173143875920164.413.41426.08
2018WGAF1151127N/A5213751.922.63315.38

 


 

Tom’s love of the game is like no other and the League is fortunate to have him join for the 2020 Season. This guy’s a player – one we all need to fear.

ROOKIE – NO STATS AVAILABLE

 


 

We keep hearing that Steve’s just at good as Horseshoes as he is at Darts. While that certainly sets a high bar, what we are sure of is that Steve’s set to take a team deep into the playoffs in 2020 – if the Blackberry Brandy holds out.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Freedom!4810100206850.003.40390.00
2019Wolverines142223555918659.323.15389.58
2018Firebirds1212030N/A5416155.562.98353.70
2017Killa Beez1091524N/A4513953.333.09362.22

 


 

Always willing to lend a hand, Mickey is sure to put together a team set to contend in 2020.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Hotshots24361153040.002.00243.00
2019Wildcats129153135315958.493.00367.49
2018Barracudas1531543N/A5618376.793.27403.57
2017Ol’ Dirty Bastards1451637N/A5717764.913.11375.44

 


 

Joe Williams’ special gift is that he knows exactly who he’s going to have on his team in 2020. While the draft may or may not go his way, there are two things that are certain – the three players he’s targeted may or may not be with him this year and that his team name will have the word “Pink” in it.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Pink In The Middle5213121207860.003.90453.00
2019KMart Cruisers155162825918747.463.17370.41
2018Croydon Crew1251023N/A4814547.923.02350.00
2017Pink Panthers1371323N/A5316343.403.08350.94

 


 

If you find yourself on Mike’s team, you’ve already won. This veteran of the Thursday Night Crew has proven he’s capable of putting a team on his shoulders. This ‘Player’s Player’ is a true gem.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Wild Horses495131205965.002.95363.00
2019Gladiators137112946515944.622.45301.23

 


 

Like U.S. Grant’s “Five O’clock in the Morning Courage,” Andy’s got the uncanny ability to step outta bed and throw a six pack. Don’t worry about the layoff with this guy, legend has it that he didn’t play for three years and then almost won Smash Saturday.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Prestige Worldwide35280123966.673.25391.67
2019Larry Joe’s101153044613165.222.85362.00
2018Barracudas112841N/A5612873.212.29301.79
2017GZAs82829N/A469863.042.13276.09

 


 

The patriarch of the Tepper Clan, Joe’s the most recent Smash Saturday champion on this list. While that should be enough for anyone, he’s also managed not to strangle any of his sons – a gargantuan feat if there ever was one.

Evil Knievel jumping the Snake River has nothing on that accomplishment.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Rounders698122198563.164.47516.53
2019Rangers124192925416253.703.00359.70

 


 

No matter what the Tepper Twins said prior to the 2019 season, Jason’s proved himself a player. There’s no doubt he’s ready to play better against his old teammates then he did with them.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Thrashers398121195563.162.89355.63
2019Blueclaws136163255916854.242.85353.98

 


 

When he’s not breaking balls from the sidelines, Jason’s doing it while throwing ringers.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Murder Hornets481281207240.003.60403.00
2019BDD+3Ls144144266517264.622.65347.23
2018Novas92426N/A4710055.322.13268.09

 


 

Looking for a good time? This is the Captain for you. Not only is Damian the guy you want around when the party starts, he’s the player you want around with the game on the line.

Guaranteed like Yoo-hoo.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Pit Bosses40781175447.063.18367.71
2019Tigers146183626818252.942.68326.59
2018Novas92427N/A4410061.362.27288.64
2017Veal Parm and the Boys82125N/A478453.191.79231.91

 


 

Jeff has shown fine form while averaging 2.6 ringers per game – all while being very good under pressure (when you have that much Red Bull and Vodka in you it’s hard to get phased by anything) – Jeff does not disappoint.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Hitmen23431163118.751.94215.50
2019Furies13352045514336.362.60308.36
2018Firebirds1061930N/A5014460.002.88348.00
2017GZAs84632N/A509664.001.92256.00

 


 

Derek’s all-court game and versatile style of play involve exceptional footwork and shot-making. His apparent effortlessness and efficient movement on the court makes Derek highly popular among horseshoe fans. Having co-founded Smash Saturday in 1996, he is its Summer League’s Commissioner.

Finally – as if there was not much more that could be written about this truly fine gentlemen – his personal hygiene is beyond reproach.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Bomb Squad529131197068.423.68439.84
2019Team Yedi129123415915357.632.59319.95
2018Chargers117418N/A5612532.142.23255.36
2017U-Gods1281833N/A5716457.892.88345.61

 


 

Mark’s sure to set the pace of the 2020 Smash Saturday Summer League draft with a decisive pick we’ll all have to live with. It’s gonna be trouble having a player with Mark’s skill set coupled with the best player available.

Smash Saturday Summer League

SeasonTeamRingersSix PacksGames WonShutoutsGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %POY Points
2020Red Eye Ringers39590184950.002.72322.22
2019Gladiators13352736114344.262.34287.69
2018Barracudas53015N/A405337.501.33170.00
2017U-Gods79421N/A458746.671.93240.00

 


Below is a complete list of available players for the 2020 Summer League Draft along with their 2019 statistics.

The “Projected” Column is the Executive Committee’s conclusion, reached after careful consideration, as to where each player will land. Rookies that have not been seen, have not yet been evaluated. Trades are Subject to the approval of the Commissioner. This guide is subject to change.

*All Columns are Sortable.

2020 Draft – The Players

RankPlayerProjectedGames WonGames PlayedTotal RingersWin %Ringer %
1Jim Crawford1 (Early)476018078.333.00
2Tyler Marcelis-13185472.223.00
3Kyle Tepper1 (Middle)407220155.562.79
4Jimmy Buchanan2 (Early)10185055.562.78
5Jim Pote1 (Early)286717341.792.58
6Willy Wilson1 (Early)367418848.652.54
7Ed Briganti1 (Early)488220758.542.52
8Bill Herron2 (Middle)317518541.332.47
9Tom Pucher1 (Middle)457418260.812.46
10Matty D’Andrea1 (Early)12225454.552.45
11David Piel1 (Early)477819060.262.44
12Joshua Tepper2 (Middle)13174176.472.41
13Joey Ruggiero2 (Early)6184333.332.39
14Mike Harkins1 (Early)518420060.712.38
15Mike Rivells1 (Late)377016552.862.36
16Joe Ansel3 (Early)8163750.002.31
17Shawn McNamee1 (Early)457917856.962.25
18Joey Tepper1 (Middle)376614556.062.20
19Ron Cosenza1 (Late)19429245.242.19
20Joseph Guthrie2 (Middle)417215356.942.13
21Ryan Licsaucer3 (Middle)6183733.332.06
22Steve Yaeger2 (Middle)237715629.872.03
23Cory Hutchinson2 (Late)7163243.752.00
24Joe Gratton2 (Early)287515037.332.00
25Fred Grosscup2 (Middle)366412456.251.94
26Joe Malone2 (Late)256311939.681.89
27Ed Weeks1 (Early)308415835.711.88
28Dan Doherty-10173258.821.88
29Doug Taylor1 (Late)248315528.921.87
30Christopher Colfer-5152833.331.87
31Ian Byrne2 (Middle)225710338.601.81
32David Mrozowicz-13162981.251.81
33Ricky Szygiel-6152740.001.80
34John Morris3 (Middle)7172941.181.71
35Kevin White2 (Early)406811358.821.66
36Lou Mamie3 (Middle)286811341.181.66
37Dan Walter3 (Late)6172835.291.65
38Timothy Clark2 (Late)487412064.861.62
39Robert Doyle3 (Middle)206510330.771.58
40Jim Cross3 (Early)227211330.561.57
41Charlie Shellenberger3 (Early)338212640.241.54
42Steve Goldfarb3 (Middle)327511542.671.53
43Nolan Applegate3 (Early)11172664.711.53
44Jason Lawson3 (Early)347110847.891.52
45Bob Whitfield3 (Early)7162443.751.50
46Erik Burg2 (Middle)32679447.761.40
47Dave Simone3 (Early)28709740.001.39
48Sean Edmondson3 (Early)5162031.251.25
49Ray Bates3 (Early)15678322.391.24
50Nathan Clattenburg3 (Early)10192352.631.21
51Joe Boris3 (Late)29667943.941.20
52Jason Tisone2 (Late)10202250.001.10
53Mark Termyna3 (Early)10565817.861.04
54Dominic Marsaglia3 (Late)10434223.260.98
55Richard Breech3 (Early)6171635.290.94
56Steve Daugherty3 (Middle)35767046.050.92
57Earl Hibbs3 (Middle)3161018.750.63
58Joseph Kiss3 (Early)0000.000.00
59Paul Szymanski2 (Middle)0000.000.00
60Danny McGarrity3 (Middle)13033.330.00